Why did the producers of Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers 4 not include Squirrel Girl?

Well… I mean… look at Squirrel Girl, and then look at Thanos. I think the reason here is pretty obvious, she would be completely useless. At least Spiderman has his Iron Spider suit, super strength and spidey senses. What does squirrel girl have? The ability to glide? A furry tail? At least Rocket Raccoon is super intelligent and can design amd build weapons. Squirrel Girl isn't even comparable to the rest of our current Avengers. Sure she can bite through wood… but Thanks is not made of wood. She would be decimated before we even got to truly acknowledge her as a hero oliver queen cosplay. Maybe give her a TV show, but even then I feel I'd be bored watching someone glide over and bite some bad guys with her super buck teeth… I'm sorry, but if they had included her, she would've needed her own movie and backstory which to me would be a complete waste of 2–3 hours. And then you're gonna throw her at Thanos in Infinity War? I'd probably burst out laughing if I ever saw her on the big screen trying to fight Thanos. It would've been worse than when DC gave us Steppenwolf as a main villain for Justice League, not as bad as Henry Cavills fake mouth, but worse than Steppenwolf www.cosjj.com
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Multiple people have now tried to debate that Squirrel Girl has already SINGLE HANDEDLY taken down Thanos. Please, do 5 minutes of research before stating things like this. Squirrel Girl defeating Thanos occurred in GLX-MAS #1published in 2005. It was a special holiday issue. The stories included are meant as parodies, and not canon within the main Marvel Universe princess and the frog cosplay.
I will repeat, NOT canon, and are meant as PARODIES. I don't understand what would lead anyone to believe that a hero such as Squirrel Girl could possibly take down Thanos. She is weaker than Spiderman, and although is agile would get stomped by Thanos. There is plenty of evidence out there to support this, please stop with the ridiculous comments sailor mars halloween costumes.

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